workbitch: back again

Memorandum

To: The Nightmare Boss
From: rei
Date: 6 April 2005

GOOD GRIEF, WOMAN. WHAT MUST I DO TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WOULD RATHER BE PEELED ALIVE WITH A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE THEN DIPPED SLOWLY INTO LEMON JUICE THAN WORK WITH YOU, EVER AGAIN?

MUST I WEAR GLOVES AND PEEL ONE OFF AND SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT? IS THAT WHAT IT TAKES?

I DO NOT CARE IF YOU "PREFER" TO WORK WITH ME BECAUSE I DO NOT PREFER TO WORK WITH YOU. GET YOUR STICKY PAWS OFF ME BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER WORK MENIAL JOBS THAN EVER EVER EVER DO PROJECTS WITH YOUR OFFICE AGAIN.

Thank you for your consideration.